seek the Abnormal

so i was doing what i normally do which is walk around the book store after rolling out of my bed because im just addicted to reading.
i pick up a book that i know is going to be cheesy because i grabbed from teen fiction.
i walk up to the register to pay and i realize they hired new people.
they hired a really hot guy.
they ruined my method of going to the book store looking like a hot mess.
I CANT HAVE ANYTHING I LIKE.

so i walk up and i look at him and this is my honest reaction

but i calmly go on with my purchase and then walk out and send i text to one of my sorority sisters complaining that B&N just ruined my life.